Thursday, 4 July 2013

America! @#$% Yeah!

Happy 4th of July, Uh-mari-kuh.

Let's try to put aside the disdain for our lopsided governmental policies, our crippling economic woes, and our endless hang-ups about race and religion. Instead, let's just celebrate a country that can be properly encapsulated with an image of a Samoan action star/wrestler in front of a fighter plane.

We love you, America...you meatheaded, burger-lovin' moron.


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