Bitch Slap

Stunts and Effects: 90%Logic: 9%Soundtrack: 56%TnA: 89%Cognitive Decline of Audience: 90% Overall Inches on the Action Erection Scale: 11 out of 12The Grindhouse resurgence shows no signs of stopping. First it was Planet Terror and Death Proof in 2007, which was followed by (in no particular order) Black Dynamite, Drag Me To Hell, Piranha 3D, Machete, and Hobo with a Shotgun, but it seems that the home video market (and, in particular,...

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Die Hard

Back when Bruce Willis gave a fuck.Stunts and Effects: 95%Logic: 55%Soundtrack: 95%TnA: 20%Cognitive Decline of Audience: 20% Overall Inches on the Action Erection Scale: 12 out of 12When Die Hard arrived to theatres in 1988, it instantly fathered a number of cinematic bastards in its wake. Studios seemed all too eager to pitch the next big blockbuster as “Die Hard on a noun.” (Six years later, Speed would dethrone Die Hard as the go-to action...

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