G.I JOE : RETALIATION...AKA Suck It Corbra

GI Joe: RetaliationDirected by John M. ChuStarring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Channing Tatum3 out of 5 Arnolds.                                                          So…back in 2009 a little movie came out that (as these Hollywood films tend to do) managed to sh** all over our childhoods with...

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G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra: George Lucas Didn't Kill Your Childhood...This Movie Did.

Directed by Stephen SommersStarring Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller2 out of 5 on the Schwarz-O-MeterJust when you think there aren't enough villainous plots involving satellites and missiles, here comes G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.Mandatory Maxim: Rachel Nichols plays ScarletWhile man law dictates that I point out the watch-ability of a fire-headed Rachel Nichols, it is not enough to make the notable good intentions of Rise of Cobra worth...

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SNITCH: If The Glove Doesn't Fit, The Rock Will Shove It Up Your Candy-@$$!

SNITCHDirected by Ric Roman WaughStarring Dwayne Johnson and Susan Sarandon3 out of 5 Stars on the Schwarz-O-meterAction heroes shouldn't cry. They might shake their fist at the heavens after the death of a loved one -- they may even stare off into the distance contemplating the mindless cycle of violence they're incapable of stopping. But they shouldn't cry. In Snitch --- the first in a train of upcoming roles for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...

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